8 Random Video Game Enemies Harder Than Any Boss Battle
5. Eggplant Wizards - Kid Icarus
Sometimes a video game enemy doesn't need to be out and out deadly for it to be considered a truly challenging foe, which is something the Eggplant Wizard most definitely presents an argument for in the original Kid Icarus title.
Now let's get the juvenile jokes out of the way first, yes the Eggplant emoji is often used to represent a penis (although if yours is ever this purple please go and seek medical help) and yes the connection between the Eggplant Wizard being an absolute dick of an enemy is an obvious connection, but here's the thing, you'll ironically be made to feel a right tit should you be converted into this digital thirst message as your suffering is only just beginning.
For you see being an eggplant and all, you now don't have any limbs and therefore are heavily limited in your combat and platforming options, and as such will be absolutely mauled by enemies like you were a....well an aubergine at VeganFest2022. Poor bastard never stood a chance.
In order to cure yourself of this ailment, you'll need to find special healing areas, but in order to get there, you'll have to usually backtrack, avoid enemies and work around the sludgy controls only to then make your way back and pray it doesn't happen again.
Thank you. Thank you so much for this.