8 Video Game Secrets That Were A Waste Of Time

2. Play As William Bordin - Urban Reign

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Now to be clear, Urban Reign isn't the sort of video game that's going to win any awards in the writing department, music department, character development department or indeed gameplay department (seriously Fighting Force feels deeper than this title) but it is a game which most definitely exists.

Sorry, you were maybe expecting me to give this game some roundabout praise? Why should I put the effort in when the game makes you waste a tonne of your own for what is essentially nothing? Exactly.

Should you be deranged enough to go through the game and complete each level with an "S" rating, which let me tell you is no easy feat, then upon completing the game again you'll unlock the final boss of the experience William Bordin. Now with a name that intensely exciting surely Big Bordin is going to be an absolute demon to play as?

Well he would be if he was the same as the boss you faced at the end of the game as his martial art specialty is "I have an actual gun" which as you'd imagine is quite a hard counter to "some dude with his fists", however when you get to play as him, gunnys gone on holiday and he's just a goon in a suit that is slower and weaker than the main character.

Cool. Thanks. No please. Fill up my !*$% plate.

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