E3 2015: 10 Things That Will Definitely Happen
2. Jack Tretton Returns For One More Match
Sony legend, Jack Tretton, returns to E3 for one more round and this time he’s taking on all comers. With Shuhei Yoshida and Adam Boyes at his side this unstoppable trio of game sharing goliaths step back into the Octagon to kick the crap out of the likes of Reggie Fils-Aimé, Don Mattrick, Satya Nadella, the nWo, Gandalf and a heard of unicorns.
Once the dust clears the only thing you will be able to see is Jack “Melon Farming” Tretton wiping the blood from his mouth.