I can't stress enough how much I found myself genuinely bellowing with laughter when playing this quest. Go slightly north from the Brotherhood Of Steel's gigantic Prydwen airship to reach the beached boat, and experience a hearty chunk of oddball comedy. The Constitution has been commandeered by a ragtag bunch of pre-war robots that believe it's their duty to reignite the ship's engines so they can take to the skies and then land softly in the ocean to continue their journey. Running parallel to the robot's requests of help; a bunch of scavengers are intent on boarding the vessel to loot its cargo, but can't surmount the superior firepower of the ship's cannons. Now, I'm not going to tell you what to do, but you should definitely side with Captain Ironsides and his merry crew. Yeah, they've all gone totally mad from natural deterioration over 200 years, but gathering all of the necessary parts to fix the ship is worth it, just to see what actually happens. I won't spoil the surprise - it's too good for that - but let's just say that things don't exactly go to plan. What's been your favourite side-quest so far? Let us know in the comments!
Joe is a freelance games journalist who, while not spending every waking minute selling himself to websites around the world, spends his free time writing. Most of it makes no sense, but when it does, he treats each article as if it were his Magnum Opus - with varying results.
