11. Mario
Value: £7.75m Wage: £29k p/w Super Mario is a completely safe bet for your team, and pretty much whoever he signs for will benefit from his presence. He's quite simply got great stats in all the right places. He may not be truly world class, but as a solid right back, he'd definitely do a good job.
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