7. In Florida It Is Illegal To Sing In A Public Place While Attired In A Swimsuit
As with previous laws mentioned, it is the conjunction of two seemingly innocuous activites that define the illegality. I of course have no problem with people singing, I equally acknowledge that people have the right to wear a swimsuit at appropriate locations. (Caveat: a mankini never looks good. Except on me.) I cannot for the life of me 'tho understand what drives citizens to perform such outrageous and indecent acts as singing whilst weariing a swimsuit. I mean seriously guys, one or the other. Make your choice and stick to it. I may even applaud your singing if you can actually carry a tune, but do so with your trunks on and I may well go postal, and y'know what? I'd have the law on my side. Anyhoo, let's do this. As always, doing it with buddies increases not just the felony rating but raises the ol' laugh-o-meter. It's just a case of getting your character in swimwear, and all howling together like drunken wolves seeing two moons. By this time you may feel like some unnecessary violence has become necessary, so when the police show up, blow them mo'fo's away!