Hitman: 10 WORST Ways To Die

1. Fast And Loose

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There's always an element of risk when you get behind the wheel of a racecar. That's why you employ a team of highly skilled engineers to make sure that everything runs smoothly to avoid potential dangers on the track.

And then of course there's 47 who, like a stoic Loki, sees opportunity to cause his subtle brand of mayhem wherever he goes.

Disguising himself as one of target Sierra Knox's pit crew, our favourite bald chameleon is drafted in to help a routine pit stop. But naturally, 47 puts his spin on things.

Deliberately loosening a wheel, it's not long before we see how his tinkering unfolds. Formula 1 cars are fast, that's what they do. They're also designed with precision steering in mind, to corner on a dime at breakneck speeds.

Knox doesn't even make it out of the pit area before 47's sabotage becomes evident. Careening into a barrier, the ultralight car flips and spins before catching alight. I wouldn't want to speculate what being sat in an exploding car and burning to death would feel like.

I'm going to go with, "Not pleasant".

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