Hitman's 10 Most Satisfying Assassinations

7. Skip Muldoon

Found in: Blood Money A ship captain who has an overwhelming taste for all things sweet. Cakes, pastries and young waiters in tight sailor uniforms all appear on Skip€™s list of things he wants to have inside him. Disguise yourself as a waiter, and a 6€™2€ muscle clad steely-eyed waiter at that, and the ever-enthusiastic Muldoon will start to throw some flirtation your way. Ordering you to go fetch him some cake, he€™ll promise you a taste of his €œsweet stuff€ in return for your services. Shudder. Oh, and did we mention that he€™s known for having sexual relations with his niece and soon to be daughter-in-law. Yep, add incest to Skip€™s repertoire of shady shenanigans and you have one unforgettable sleazeball. Memorable assassination: Poisoning his cake. How about a taste of 47€™s not-so-sweet stuff, eh, Skip?
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