Hitman's 10 Most Satisfying Assassinations

3. Edward Wade

Found in: Absolution You'd expect any friend of Dom Osmond to be just as messed up, and you€™d be one hundred percent correct. Wade is a despicable human being for many, many reasons. First and foremost, Wade is responsible for the slaughter of a number of nuns during the mission Rosewood. Now, if that singular act of evil doesn€™t earn Wade a place on this list, we don€™t know what will. Wade has a morbid personality; he€™s repulsive in his demeanour, he€™s a ruthless killer, he mocks weaker characters, and he€™s a likely a necrophiliac €“ yeah, you read that correctly. If you are killed by Wade during your final encounter, you will be shown a cut scene where he will excitedly suggest how he and his men are going to rape your corpse. So, yeah, possibly the best ever incentive not to mess up. Memorable assassination: Blasting him with hot steam. However, no matter which way you kill him he€™ll utter the phrase €œI got wood man! Why do I have wood?€ right before he dies. Oh, Wade€
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