Creator: TNAImpactNWO Just the sheer amount of shock value that comes with seeing this for the first time is enough for it to take its rightful place on this list. It's great to see someone out there actually wanted to create Chris Jericho's former bodyguard. Just look at that boob tube and what it says on it. Pitch perfect, right? And are those a couple of abs I see poking through what should be the most jiggly stomach on the game? I'm sure the real life Ralphus won't mind those appearing whatsoever. Surprise entrant in the 2016 Royal Rumble, anyone?