10 "Innocent" Songs You Didn't Realise Were Filthy As A Kid

7. C'est La Vie - B*Witched

"I've got a house with windows and doors, I€™ll show you mine if you show me yours."

Yes, it's the most cringeworthy video in history - but one thing we didn't notice was just how smutty the words coming out the sister's mouths actually were. As they ceilidh danced through the flowering meadows with a little dog, they sing the lines such as €œI€™ll huff, I€™ll puff, I€™ll blow you away!€, and €œPlayin€™ with the girls, playin€™ with the boys, do you ever get bored playin€™ with your toys?€

Now, these are grown women - so it's pretty obvious they're not talking about Scalextric here.

 
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