Speaking of computer viruses, is there a more hated figure in the pop music world than this no-talent cyborg? I like to think of Chris Brown as what would happen if the T-1000 from "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" decided to retire from hunting John Connor and start a music career. Obviously, the T-1000's cruel, violent outbursts would make him a tabloid sensation and a lightning rod for controversy, and obviously his robotic-roots would disqualify him from expressing any semblance of genuine human emotion in his songs. With that said though, the T-1000 was a smart son-of-a-mother, so even he could probably figure out a way to make better and more affecting music than the dreadful auto-tune overload that is "Forever."
Craig is a Chicago-based freelance writer who like to talk incessantly about music on AbsolutePunk.net. He also does writing for marketing companies to "pay the bills," but his true passion lies with the pop culture sphere.
