10 Bands Who Should Play President Donald Trump's Inauguration

7. Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13

Who They Are: Prior to joining Murderdolls in 2001, Wednesday 13 (Joseph Poole to his folks) fronted Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13, who followed the blueprint laid down by The Misfits and White Zombie: three-minute rock songs inspired by (and named after) b-movies. Wednesday’s departure put the kibosh on the band, but in later years it was resurrected as a side project with an ever-changing line-up.

Why They Should Play: When Elton John won’t return your phone calls, you need Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13, who play no-nonsense rock and roll with a simple message: F**k You. If your mission is to make your country great again, you need to announce your ascendancy to the White House with a sledgehammer.

Mr Motherf**ker, the opening track from their album Night Of The Living Drag Queens, should do nicely.

TOP TRACKS: Scary Song, I Love To Say F**k

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'