10 Bands Who Should Play President Donald Trump's Inauguration
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Who They Are: Begun as a joke, and supposed to play one show, AC somehow managed to stretch their career out from 1988 to 2011, releasing such ‘classic’ grindcore albums as Morbid Florist, Everyone Should Be Killed, 40 More Reasons To Hate Us and, aptly enough, It Just Gets Worse. It’s difficult to say anything more about the band that recorded the song You Were Too Ugly To Rape So I Beat The S**t Out Of You.
Why They Should Play: A joke President deserves a joke band, but AC’s suitability is enhanced by their apparent fixation with fascism, as shown in the disarmingly titled I Went Back In Time And Voted For Hitler and Hitler Was A Sensitive Man. Their songs are alternately mean (I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant), homophobic (I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth) and misogynistic (Women: Nature’s Punchline), but mostly they come across as teenage boys desperate to get your attention (Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck).
They’ll fit right in with Trump’s cabinet.
TOP TRACKS: All Our Fans Are Gay, I Lit Your Baby On Fire