10 Best Flight Of The Conchords Songs

With this funky little dance number the Flight of the Conchords sing about a problem that all men who go to clubs will have experienced at least once in their lifetime - what do you do when there are too many men (dicks) on the dance floor in comparison to women?

The song features guest vocals from fellow comedian Arj Barker (who played the band’s friend Dave in the TV series) and explains exactly why you need to “spread out the dicks” when you and your male friends are on the dance floor at a club trying to pick up women.

Best lyric: "The only boobs I’ll see tonight will be made of origami"