10 Embarrassing Number 1 Hits From Ireland

9. 32 Counties - Dustin (November 1999)

Dustin is kind of a national institution in Ireland. He's a puppet turkey on a children's show on RT‰ TV, and he has an unfortunate tendency of releasing terrible records. The Irish public have the unfortunate tendency of buying them. It's a mystery why this spent 2 weeks on top of the charts in Ireland. Or anywhere. His voice is probably the most annoying sound you'll hear this week. To heap on the misery, there'll be more of Dustin later on.