10 Funniest Tracks In Hard Rock

With over 30 years of punk rock experience under their belt, Blink-182 don't necessarily have a reputation as the most mature band of the bunch. From their amateur demo tapes to their more polished recordings, the band has always found time to fill their albums with tiny joke songs to break up the tension.

Coming in the middle of hits like "First Date" and "The Rock Show," "Happy Holidays You Bastard" is one of the most off-the-wall joke tunes that has ever been put on a pop-punk record. While the tune initially starts off as a typical pop-punk rager, Mark Hoppus's lyrics are anything but serious, as he first talks about the trials and tribulations of not having wrapped presents on Christmas Eve.

We then switch holidays to Labor Day, where Mark's grandfather eats an inordinate amount of hot dogs and then defecates in his pants in the middle of the party. Is there a moral behind these things? Just that Mark is never talking to his listener again unless he can get some carnal reciprocation from their parents. This track will certainly not leave you smarter than you were before, but it sure as hell will leave you with a snide grin on your face.