10. Persuading All Your Friends To Buy The Book Of Yeezus
Guess what just hit the market? The Book of Yeezus, thats what. The newly edited edition of the bible is currently for sale, and being the massive Kanye West fan that you are, its already on its way to your door. Because of course youre going to buy it, and of course all your friends should buy it too. Who doesnt want a Bible where the words God and Yeshua have been replaced by the words Kanye and Yeezus? For example: "In the beginning Kanye created the heaven and the earth... And Kanye said, Let there be light: and there was light." Brilliant, right? Ok, so maybe its going to take a while to catch on (especially amongst the Christian community); but you know all your friends will be loving your new coffee-table read when they next come round to visit.