10 Problems You'll Only Understand If You Date A DJ

2. You Hate All Bouncers/Night Club Owners/Bar Tenders

Why is that? Quite frankly, it's because they are all full of bulls***. While they try and suck up to because you're the main man's lady and they want you on their side to boost positive reviews of the club, nine times out of ten these individuals will ply you with drink and then forget about you. All they want to do is charm your S.O - he's the king in here, after all. The bartenders try to chat you up, and your S.O never notices, but you can't even be bothered to try and make him jealous because he's usually oblivious while setting up his decks. Bouncers forget who you are and interrogate you every time you go in and out, even though you're quite clearly carrying a heap of leads necessary to the smooth rolling of the night ahead. And the club owners are just the worst: arrogant to a fault and hard to understand why they're so confident about themselves when they're really just egocentric pawns in a game of who makes the most money in one night. It drives you crazy (and makes you feel a little lonely, actually).