5. Peter Andre - Insania (2004)
Which lyrics? "Do Do Do Do Do! This is Insania!"
Why? The word that springs immediately to mind is "naff" (and "naff" itself is a really... naff word). Peter Andre, who had been away from the showbiz spotlight for seven years at the time, appeared on ITV's
I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! in 2004 in a desperate attempt to get his career back on track (to be fair, it worked - he's now a staple figure on British television). In addition to his desperate attempts to woo Katie Price AKA Jordan on the show (which, to be fair, also worked), he would also constantly sing, hum and whistle songs that he had written, but not released, in order to familiarise the British public with them before potentially releasing them as singles upon his eviction from the show. The song he performed the most on the show was this car-crash effort;
Insania. Insania was essentially a word he'd invented to describe his own life, which was cringe-worthy by default, but the highly unimaginative chorus of the song itself was simply embarrassing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jebgQmrfyA