10 Ridiculous Album Covers

2. Shut Up And Dance - Dance Before The Police Come

2 Shut Up and Dance are a British group formed in 1988 with an emphasis on hip hop, house and hardcore. Hailing from Stoke Newington in London, the band (and music label of the same name) were based out of the duo€™s bedroom. As for the cover itself, there are so many questions here. Why are you dancing with Broadswords and Nunchaku? Why are the police on their way? My theory: While dancing with a stranger, Shut Up and Dance accidentally knocked him out and cut him to pieces during their heavily choreographed Nunchaku/Broadsword twirl. Denial kicked in. €œHe€™s not dead man! He can still dance... hey, you! Get up and dance! I€™m not going to jail again!€
 
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