1. Nostalgia Critic - F**king Love Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNuRr9t4FBo Best YouTube Comment: "I knew there was something wrong with that eggnog I drank." - Tregray Anybody who has been watching the Nostalgia Critic over the years knows that the guy absolutely loves Christmas. No seriously, he has a sickness! While most people are happy with exchanging a few gifts and calling it a day, the Critic always takes things up a few thousand notches. This Christmas was no exception. In the over-the-top F**king Love Christmas he releases the ultimate satanic Christmas demon (a "Santatanic" demon if you will). He scares his friends half to death, all in the name of the holidays. The song begins: "I'm full of Christmas semen / I don't know what it is but it's hot / It's like Heaven's orgasm, inside an oatmeal cookie shot / And when I put my Santa hat on it's a needle full of Christmas glee!" The song takes an even darker turn as he proclaims, "I'll buy all things red and green, accumulating thousands in debt / I'll let it ruin my life, making it the best Christmas yet! Things just get crazier from there when Jesus Christ himself even shows up to perform an electric guitar solo, and if theres anyone else who loves Christmas as much as the Nostalgia Critic, then he certainly hasn't made himself known. What other unconventional Christmas songs would you add to the list? Let us know in the comment section below!
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