10 Ridiculously Awesome Christmas Songs To Get You In The Spirit

10. College Humor's All I Want For Christmas Is Cash (Mariah Carey Parody)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjbeOa4uKik Best YouTube Comment: "You'll take what I give you!" - Matthew Power Fed up with family members buying you useless and/or thoughtless Christmas gifts? Well, then you're going to love this - a take on All I Want For Christmas Is You that any adult can relate to. The folks over at College Humor put together this Christmas jingle that perfectly articulates what the majority are thinking. The fact is that the holidays are traditionally all about togetherness... with people that often buy you awful, terrible gifts. Guess what? The thought is not what counts. So this Christmas, give the gift of freedom: money, greenbacks, moola, skrilla, currency, cash! "Don't buy me a gift this Christmas. Fancy things? I'll take a pass. Make my wish come true-oo-oo-oo. All I want for Christmas is...cash," the song begins before taking a more strident turn. "Desktop bowling? F*ck you mom! I have an unpaid internship. I can't eat or pay my rent with Whiskey stones and shaving kits." So, unless you've been instructed otherwise, just give your friends and family cash this Christmas.
 
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