1. Will.i.am Feat. Miley Cyrus, French Montana And Wiz Khalifa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRuoR--LdqQ Totally Whack Lyrics: "She give me IQ that means she give me head, I just give a beats, I don't give a bread" (Time 00:25) And finally the latest track to come off the will.i.am assembly line is 2014's answer to 'Scream & Shout'. Except instead of Britney we have America's latest Disney-alumni-turned-popstar Miley Cyrus. And much like 'Check It Out' and 'Scream & Shout' the video prides itself on multiplicity and excess. There's nothing wrong with being a little cocky, but if you overdo it, you come across as arrogant. This song takes no shame in its arrogance - in fact it prides itself on it. This is another overfilled collaborative dance track with not one, not two but three featured artists onboard to give the track some 'oomph', but instead leaves us feeling bloated. And like any of Will's work you can't help but marvel at the creative lunacy with lyrics such as "I tour the whole world like a dirty pirate, to give the whole club some Miley Cyrus". It's the kind of twaddle a child would lump together just so two words ended up rhyming. On top of that the lyrics don't even make sense. In one case Will says "She give me IQ that means she give me head". Surely if she gave him IQ that would give him brains or intelligence? Evidently not. Maybe he should take a sample from the Wizard of Oz as the "If I only had a brain" song seems to apply here.
Luke Hearfield
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What do you do with a BA in Media Communication and Cultural Studies? Move to London to pursue that dream of being a TV/Film critic - of course! Fresh faced pop-culture junkie recently moved to the big city hoping to aspire to something more.
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