7. F*** You If You Don't Like Christmas Crudbump
Crudbump is the rap alter ego of the guy behind the cartoon blog Toothpaste For Dinner and 'F*** You If You Don't Like Christmas' is basically a song for people who don't like the usual Christmas songs but still actually like Christmas and don't mind deeply unnecessary swearing. Although the premise is a little aggressive, it genuinely gets catchy after a while and he makes a few fair points - "F*** you if you don't like reindeer dogs" being one of them. I mean, who doesn't like reindeer dogs?