12 Things That Prove Taylor Swift Is In The Illuminati
9. Mirrors And Umbrellas
Mirrors feature in about a quarter of all of Taylors videos. Cynics would say that theyre being used as a very heavy-handed visual metaphor for self-reflection and introspection, but thats exactly what they want you to think. The mirror actually represents a split personality, altered by Monarch programming to respond to the New World Orders commands. On top of that, there are loads of umbrellas in Swiftos videos. Again, youd think it was just a side-effect of being in a lot of videos in which rain is used as a hint that the protagonist is very sad, but in actual fact the umbrella refers to a type of mental programming which is named after the well-known wet weather shield. Umbrella programmed slaves are used solely for assassination attempts against prominent public figures who are kicking up a little bit too much of a fuss about the whole New World Order thing.
