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4. But We Do Need To See An Armory Wars Movie

Come on now, Claudio. What's the deal with that Armory Wars movie you promised back in 2012? We're still waiting, man! According to Sanchez, he wanted to work with the production company behind Boardwalk Empire and...Entourage? Hmm. Okay, well that might dampen the excitement just a little bit. That's okay, because I'm sure Claudio has an ace-in-the-hole lined up for casting and...wait...nope, he wants Mark Wahlberg in the starring role. Well. Sh*t. Actually, maybe these guys need some more time to think this whole project through. Besides, the staggering amount of characters and plot points would necessitate much more than one movie and would almost certainly need seven films (one for each album) to tell the story in any complete way. And aside from Claudio's weird production ideas, there's a very real possibility that Hollywood meddling would ruin the translation from graphic novel to the big screen. We should probably wait until he's able to start his own production company or get a Kickstarter campaign going.