10. Suppressing The Quiet Urge To Murder Whenever Someone Says "Oh, That Band From Twilight?"
It's always a touching moment to meet someone as obsessed by the world's greatest rock band as you are, but finding out that someone's claimed infatuation only extends as far as the three tracks they supplied to a terrible teen-angst movie would probably prevent a jury from convicting. "Oh wow, I had no idea you were fan! Do you prefer their earlier alt and grunge-based stuff, the classical and prog direction they took after, or the art-rock symphony stylings of the more recent releases?" "Um... I just like that Neutron one about Bella and Edward. Oh, and Super Black Thingy".
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