13. Bryan Adams - Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2KgzKETBw "When you can see your unborn children in her eyes, you know you really love a woman." Apologies to the women I've dated because according to Bryan Adams' metric, I've never really loved any of you. But I also feel that there's something deeply creepy about looking into the eyes of your lover and seeing children there, whether they're your own or someone else's. Perhaps Adams is confused about where pregnancy happens? Or maybe his partner is subjected to him holding sonogram photos in front of her face until the light angles just right for the fetal images to be reflected in her pupils.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.