6. IlluminatiSong: Ace Hood - Bugatti ACTUAL Lyrics: I woke up in a new Bugatti Think a hangover is bad? Try waking up in a conspiracy theorist's dream and not being able to tell anyone about it, either for fear of vengeful death from above, or of being laughed out of your circle of friends and forever ostracised.
5. Fishy In Paris
Song: Jay Z and Kanye West - N***** In Paris
ACTUAL Lyrics: What she order? Fish Fillet? Fish Fillet - The new fragrance from Jay Z and Kanye, now you too can smell like deep fried sea snacks. Quite why you'd want to, I don't know.
4. Silly Candle
Song: Macklemore and Ryan Lewis - Can't Hold Us
ACTUAL Lyrics: So we put our hands up, like the ceiling can't hold us. The original lyric doesn't even make sense when you think about it. It should probably be "so we put our hands up, because the ceiling isn't providing us with adequate shelter," which would probably be a lot harder to rap.