It doesn't matter if you know that you're the best looking one in the band (your mother told you so, remember?) nobody on earth is sneaking or blagging their way backstage to hook up with the bass player. Of course you could always just tell them you play the guitar; it's a half truth. They'll thank you when they realise how good with your hands you are.
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