20 Problems Only Bassists Will Understand

7. Your Back

You can already picture the scene. You're approaching the winter of your life, and you're sat in a GP's office while a doctor grimaces at a series of X-Rays. They ask you what awful manual labour occupation you must have had in your life, and hope that whatever it was you were paid handsomely for it. Only you know for sure whether you'll make up a lie about being some sort of burly lumberjack, or come clean and admit it was because you had the biggest and baddest bass guitar you could afford.
 
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