17. Adapting To A New Life Living On Couches And Taking Refuge In Anyone's Home Who Is Kind Enough To Offer
Your beginning to get 'sofa-spine' from the countless nights spent touring up and down the country and crashing on any sofa you can. You're now a natural pro at accepting anyones hospitality with wide open arms.
16. When Your Band Can't Make One Collective Decision Together
Debates over which direction the band should go, how much more rehearsal time you need, which gigs to accept and which to turn down lasts longer then writing your first album together -of course there's going to be some disagreements. However, if someone could just make one decision and stick to it so everyone can agree then we can move on to other important arguments we have to get through.
15. When Your Partner Gets Jealous Of Groupies And It's Not Like You Were Looking Anyway
The gig went brilliant, you performed your heart out but now there's a crowd waiting by the stage ready to adore you and all you can see through the commotion is the stern face of your partner waiting for you to even dare hug back or accept a snog off your excitable groupies. Don't they just spoil all the fun.