2. They're Totally Just Trolling Us
Muse are one of the biggest rock bands in the world, and Matt Bellamy is certifiably insane. He wrote a whole song on the last album about how our rulers are secretly lizards, he called his son Bingham and most damningly, he married a woman who was voluntarily involved in making How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Would you put it past him to put out a trailer just to screw with people, when he'd secretly been writing a hard rock album? Anyway, even if it is a bad as we fear, there's always theory three...