7 More Not-Quite-As-Famous Bands That Didn't Actually Exist In Real Life

1. Hannah Montana Who doesn't know Hannah Montana? She is Chris Gaines done right. The alter ego of future therapy patient Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana was another 'the teen idol' who rode her rocket to fame from 2006-2010. In context, Justin Bieber is on Year 3 of his burn-out trajectory, having shot to fame in 2009, so at least there's that. But back to Hannah Montana, who is really Miley Stewart, who is really Miley Cyrus, who is really Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter. If you don't know Billy Ray and his Achy Breaky Heart, which has been hailed as the best and worst song to come out of the 90's then...well, that is what Youtube is for. Hannah Montana had not only her own tv show but also two movies, a series of live concerts, a shitload of merchandising gear and released 9 albums, 3 in 2008 alone. She had 31 singles and made 15 videos and with 6 of her albums reaching #1 in the US, a sign of the dismally low standards of music thrust upon American children by their parents. To further add to her future therapy bill, the release of Hannah Montana 2; Meet Miley Cyrus was a 'hybrid' album, with 1/2 of the 2o songs credited as being sung by Hannah Montana, the other 1/2 as being sung by Miley Cyrus. Who again, is the same person; Miley Stewart. Okay, that's it from me for my all-time famous not-bands. Feel free to comment about how amazing Chris Gaines was or what type of party is an S Club party in the comments section below.