8 Wildly Popular Songs That Are Utter Nonsense

5. Blue - Eiffel 65

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc There's a good chance that this song was just some sick joke. Did this band lose some sort of bet where the loser had to see how many times they could fit the word "blue" into a song and do it in the most annoying way possible? Seems likely.
"About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees Is just blue like him inside and outside Blue is his house with a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him and himself And everybody around 'cause he ain't got nobody to listen to I'm blue da ba dee da ba die..."
When reading those lyrics back you must wonder if there is someone in this world who listens to this song and thinks "Man this song REALLY speaks to me. I'm that blue guy. It's like they're talking directly to me". Somehow this song has managed to find more lives than a hypothetical lovechild born from a combination of Freddy Kreuger and Jason Voorhee's seed, as confirmed by its inclusion in Iron Man 3. Which means only one thing... it must be doing something right. Many songs on this list will be labeled as "subjective," but even if you love this song to death there is no denying that it falls into the "nonsense" category.
 
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