http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 The undisputed king of nonsense has rightfully claimed its place at the top of this list in the form of South Korean pop star PSY's "Gangnam Style". Odds that you either already or will soon hate yourself for enjoying this song are extremely high. This is an age where North Korea is threatening to bomb you, but what most Americans fail to recognise is that South Korea beat them to the punch months ago by dropping "Gangnam Style" in their laps. It's safe to say when it comes to this song absolutely no one knows what's going on. What is this guy talking about? Nobody even cares. PSY's goofy ass has been embraced all over the world and America is no exception. Before PSY was famous here in America he at one point sang hateful lyrics about how he wanted Americans to die "slow deaths". Apparently he forgave us because our poor taste in music made him millions of dollars and everyone swept the fact that he once wanted us dead under the rug because he introduced everyone to a dance that all briefly made you think you were cool by imitating a horse. This song doesn't even deserve a nonsense rating: it deserves its own nonsense zip code. Inevitably, it has been viewed over one billion times on YouTube. One billion times. Congratulations. Which songs have we missed? Let us know in the comments section below.
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