9 Albums In 2014 That Are Absolutely Going To Suck

7. Steel Panther: "All You Can Eat"- Release Date: April 1, 2014

Hellbent on bringing back the 80s, Steel Panther is a hair-metal parody-band that has toured with rock-royalty like Def Leppard and Motley Crüe. The band is wholly dedicated to the glam-rock aesthetic, rocking tight pants and eye-makeup, completely ignoring the fact that it went out of style 30 years ago. Their fourth album "All You Can Eat" is set to be released this April. To me, Steel Panther seems like a joke that has gone on a little too long. Taking a glance at the track list for "All You Can Eat", Panther-heads can look forward to musical gems like "Bukkake Tears" "Gangbang at the Old Folks Home" and "You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk." They all sound like instant classics.