R Kelly's 10 Craziest Song Lyrics Of All Time

10. 'Remote Control' - TP.3 Reloaded (2005)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ASAwyH-uw
'Just try to imagine that I'm the panel, and you are in control Baby push the down arrow and I will go down low' 'Girl push menu and check out the features Just let me put this adapter in you it will keep you charged up'
R Kelly shows off his unique talent of turning a very ordinary inanimate household object into some sort of inexplicable sex toy, which would most certainly not look out of place on the shelf of an Ann Summers store. A night of privacy in front of the TV often inevitably leads to some form of subsequent sexual activity and is often believed to be a catalyst for making love. Kells however, takes this one step further by turning even the basic action of operating a remote control into something filthier and kinkier, raising either pulses or concerns, however you may want to listen. Looks like we will most likely be looking to firmly press the 'Stop' button sometime soon...
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