6. Don't Trust Your Hands... They Will Betray You
Hilarious translation error, or ominous warning? It's difficult to tell, but we're hoping it's the former, as the latter option has far more terrifying outcomes. We're assuming that this sign was placed in a manufacturing area, to make sure nobody qualified for a Darwin award by trying to probe the machinery with their digits. This is thankfully the more likely option, considering the multitude of stories involving idiots losing limbs in horrific factory accidents. However, what if this is some kind of profound warning? Are our hands about to go Evil Dead on us? We can safely say that we have enough to be paranoid about in life without worrying about our own hands trying to creep up to our necks and throttle us. If this is the case, we might as well go neck-bungeeing in Sri Lanka.