5. Thieves Will Be Forced To Join The Escort Trade
At Number 5 we have a terrifying take on the classic "Shoplifters will be prosecuted" sign, which you will have experienced if you have ever scoped out a dodgy corner shop. You know the type - Jakies hovering about the entrance, sneaky burberry-encased teenagers stalking the aisles. But we digress. This seems like a far more effective (and infinitely more illegal) way of discouraging shoplifters. Your average five-finger discount practitioner would laugh at the prospect of community service or the possibility of a fine. If you were to threaten them with the potential of a future as a rent boy or hooker, however... they may think twice.