3. Curious Badger
Curious Badger, in a nutshell, is a badger who can do a 360 roll inside his own skin and loves kebabs. Every Friday he encourages his followers to post him pictures of spilt kebabs - his favourite food source - accompanied by the hash-tag #SpiltKebabMeatNight. He also tends to indulge in an alcohol beverage or two quite often and is banned from several well known supermarkets. With a fairly healthy list of followers at present, why not give him another one?
Example tweet: "Cousin Dave was right. It doesn't matter how much lube you apply, it's physically impossible to make love to a woodlouse" Curious Badger can be found
here.