10. Steven Seagal Believes Mass Shootings Are Fake
Steven Seagal was a big star in the 80's, when leads in action blockbusters weren't expected to move much or actually act. These days, he's just...big. When he's not, er, busy making self-produced films in Mongolia, he's hawking his line of energy drinks or his own brand of sniper rifle (yes, really). When he finds the time, he also occasionally dad-rocks out on the guitar. Don't worry though, Seagal still finds enough room in his life for a whole heap of crazy. It's no massive surprise that the Under Siege star - who's trying to sell people a gun he's designed - is in favour of Americans having guns; the craziness stems from his belief that the government "engineers" mass shootings in order to enact gun control laws.
A lot of these mass murders, and all this funny stuff thats going on I believe a lot of this is engineered.
Yeah, sure Steven. We're just going to back away slowly if that's okay...
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