9. Jaden & Willow Smith Believe They Can Control Time
Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith home school their two children, Willow and the perma-frowning Jaden. Judging from a now-infamous interview with The New York Times, it's fair to say what they're being taught is less than conventional. The kids come from a creative family and might well have many talents, but it's fair to say that manipulating time won't one of them, no matter what Willow may claim.
"I mean, time, for me, I can make it go or fast, however I please, and that's how I know it doesn't exist."
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