10 Most Compelling Pieces Of Evidence That Prove Aliens Have Visited Earth
1. Peter Khoury's Space Threesome, Strange Chicks & Stranger DNA
On the morning of July 23, 1992 at 7:30am, while Peter Khoury lay in bed in his Sydney Australia home, something that can only be described as "porntastic", in a purely 80's way, happened. He woke up, shocked to see two strange women kneeling naked on the edge of his bed. One appeared Nordic and the other Asian. They both had eyes about twice the size of normal eyes. The blonde had unnaturally light skin and she wore her hair in an uppity extreme-curly-wave style that would've put Farrah Fawcett to shame. Her Asian looking friend had completely black eyes, and she rocked the traditional page-boy style made famous by Asian school girls the world over. Both women, though quite thin, and nicely shaped, were over 6ft tall, and extremely strong. Their faces, though attractive, were described as "too chiseled" and "too long" with very high cheekbones. Almost like caricatures of beautiful super models, but made of actual flesh. In short, they were inhuman. Hot, but inhuman... The women seemed to be communicating telepathically. They exchanged looks and physically reacted to one another, but no words were spoken. And their expressions were strangely, eerily blank, like Stepford Wives... The blonde seemed to be explaining to the Asian how this was going to go. The blonde then reached out and using both hands, she took Khoury's head and pressed it against her breasts. He tried to pull away, and she resisted him. His mouth was literally pressed into her nipples. "She was pretty strong, I didn't know what to do." Khoury was freaking out. So like any red blooded male pressed up against a woman's nipples, he bit her. Hard. "I don't know why I did it. I just didn't know what else to do." Khoury states he felt a small piece of her nipple come away in his teeth. However the woman didn't cry out or tear up as he (or any other misogynist with a hard-on) would've hoped. Khoury states, "the expression on her face was like, 'this isn't the way.' In a way it was shock or confusion... She looked at the Asian one... and looked at me like, this isn't the way it's supposed to happen. You've done this wrong." Khoury started choking on the piece of nipple caught in his throat. He eventually swallowed it, but by the time his coughing fit was over, the women had vanished. He realised that his penis felt very painful. In the washroom, he pulled back the foreskin and found two thin blond strands of hair wrapped tightly around it. He struggled to unravel the pieces of hair as the pain became an intense burning sensation. Finally he managed to remove the two pieces of hair and immediately put them in a small sealable plastic bag. The pieces of hair became the subject of the first openly-reported scientific DNA test. It was also the first openly reported non-human space-rape, an alien menage-a-trois case of the modern world. The blonde hairs were almost transparent. It was quickly determined that they had not been chemically treated, because if they had been, little or no mitochondrial DNA could have been recovered. Using the PCR (polymerase chain reaction) process, DNA was recovered. Scientists of the Anomaly Physical Evidence Group stated that the thin blonde hair which had come from an apparently light-skinned caucasian-type woman, actually belonged to something else entirely. It was human, but somehow it showed five distinctive DNA markers that are characteristic of a rare sub-group of the Chinese Mongoloid racial type. Since the human genome project there have only been four women, on the entire planet to have these 5 distinct markers, all them were Chinese, with black hair. Another odd little thing is that the hair contains two deleted genes for CCR5 protein and no intact gene for normal undeleted CCR5. This person has no, and cannot produce any CCR5 protein. For those of you who might not know, some people in the world are born resistant to the AIDS virus, it's an anomaly, and scientists believe that further study into these people might someday cure the disease. All people naturally resistant to AIDS have a portion of their CCR5 protein missing... This girl had all of it missing, making her completely immune to the virus (among other things)... which I guess would come in handy, if you're a space alien/human hybrid, mating with randoms in the night, in an effort to further your genetic stockpile or diversity...
Unpublished author, unproduced screenwriter, un-enacted playwright & director for higher (currently waiting by the phone), Guillaume Parisien sometimes writes puff pieces for the pop-culture indulgent in order to support his vices; of which there are many.