10 Craft Beers That Will Activate Your Gag Reflex

8. New Belgium Coconut Curry Heffeweizen

Gag-Inducing Ingredients: Coconut, ginger, cayenne (AKA: the main ingredients in coconut curry) Maybe this article should be titled "10 Beers That People Stuffed Weird Food Into and Then Sold in Stores." The thought process on this one was likely as follows: People like curry. People also like coconut. People like coconut curry. Let's put beer all over it! How much cocaine do we have left...? Seriously, what you get here is exactly what's on the label. So at least New Belgium isn't trying to trick us into drinking their Thai curry atrocity with a misleading name. They just lack total faith in humanity and believe people will enjoy it regardless. Weirdly enough, it has a 77 percent rating on Beer Advisor, but those raters also described the texture as "creamy" and noted the "heavy layer of sediment" at the bottom of the bottle. So all that really tells us is that 77 percent of people who rated the Coconut Curry Hefeweizen are also sadomasochists.
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