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5. A Diary Of Your Boring Life

My Life Story Book From Suck UkIf you happen to be the self-obsessed but loving type, this is the perfect present for you to give. Deep down, you know the thing your significant other wants more than anything else, is a book full of events about your dull life. You can collect together all those special moments that happened before you met her. Those moments that mean so much to you and will now mean so much to her. She will be able to see all those holidays you went on without her, the time you cooked that awesome meal for your ex, the birth of her soon to be step child and funerals of your relatives that she never met. The sales blurb states:
My Life Story can be used to record different mile stones within your life, this could include events such as, the places you have visited, the times you have moved house or started university or even the people you have loved throughout your life. The book includes a section where you can create a list of things to do before you die and your life ambitions which can be ticked off as you complete them.
Nothing says I love you more than a book dedicated to yourself. After all, you are the important one in the relationship.
 
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