4. Tuxedo
Just imagine the look on your beloved others face when you tell them youre splashing out on a night of fine dining. Brownie points, much? Then quickly turn yourself into the most impressive dish on the menu with this dashing tuxedo condom replete with bow tie and pleated shirt. Indeed, your date will never be able to accuse you of under-dressing, nor of not putting in the effort. Principally made as a novelty gift for stag parties, the tuxedo sheath has grown in stature to the extent that it's now the only printed condom to have gained approval from the Food and Drug Administration. This means that not only is it stylish as hell and guaranteed to reflect well on your taste but it's super safe too; thus, you may present your date with the cocktail of her dreams without the fear of child support payments nine months down the line.