Sex and alcohol: the two go together like a tense court case and a last minute guilty plea, and thanks to the invention of the whiskey condom, your partner can now literally get drunk on your love. This is no dodgy chemical compound made to taste like real booze, either; the McCondom is made using real Scotch whisky, a wholly authentic treat all the way from good old Caledonia. After first surfacing on the internet several years ago, the condom went viral to the extent that its now a bestselling Scottish tourist gift, even outselling kilts and those terrible tartan berets with a ginger wig peaking out from underneath. Better still, theyre available online for just a few dollars making for the cheapest date youve ever had. One thing to bear in mind, though: depending on how many packets you get through, your date might technically exceed the drink driving limit by the end of the evening.
