2. Pumpkin
While a recent campaign by Durex, who announced they were releasing a pumpkin flavored condom to coincide with this years Halloween celebrations, disappointingly turned out to be a hoax, its possible to buy a condom that takes the notion a step further by actually turning your penis into a pulpy orange member of the squash family. The problem is that, despite the condom being aimed at the Halloween market, the design is less spooky cute than downright creepy, the pleading eyes, toothy grin and strands of sweaty hair stuck to the forehead making it less a lighthearted seasonal novelty than a surefire way to convince your intended catch that youre a serial killer. Still, it can be made to work as a slightly alternative Halloween costume that makes the tired old Scream mask look like child's play. Just be aware that an evening spent trick or treating might result in a few restraining orders.